Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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