I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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