I've blown a few things in my day
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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