everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
