were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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