it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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