no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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