are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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