4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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