Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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