Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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