Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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