I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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