I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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