I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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