I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I need a beard to bite.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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