Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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