I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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