Buhtt sex?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Congratulations! We have a period
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