Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Farmville is her only friend.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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