Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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