Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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