quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
