You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
