She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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