Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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