I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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