i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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