He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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