I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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