Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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