just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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