I CAN MOONWALK!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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