OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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