i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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