He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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