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After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
she peed on how many people?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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