Already got asked if we're dating
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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