Kiss
Puke
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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