what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
