we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Randomize
