She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Terrible idea I love it
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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