I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
