do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Fuck appropriateness.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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