So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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