What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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