you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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