Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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