This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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