Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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